Saturday, April 17, 2010

The New York-Boston Rivalry...Jay-Z vs David Ortiz!!!! by David Wynn


Jay-Z Suing Big Papi For Biting?

“Hey Papi”

As Jay-Z’s number one fan on Earth, I have a strong inclination that his 1999 hit song “Hey Papi” did not have David Ortiz bka “Big Papi” in mind. Although, here in 2010, he may very well may. As in, hey Papi, give me my sh!t back. According to the lawsuit documents, Mr. Ortiz decided to bless the name of his new sports club in the Dominican Republic with the same name as Jay-Z’s popular line of hotspots, the 40/40 Club. Unfortunately for Mr. Ortiz, that’s illegal (maybe baseball should institute a “one and done” policy, because I’m sure Ortiz would have learned that in Business Law 101, but anyways). So the Jiggaman took exception and decided to file suit and make things difficult for David Ortiz’s thieving ways. I knew Big Papi struggles early in the season, but this is taking it to another level. Left handed pitching, performance enhancing drugs, the Yankees……and now Jay-Z? Its gonna be a long year for ya boy.

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